Below is Gerry's Premiership football betting preview for the weekend Sat 19th to Mon 21st November 2005.
The views expressed are solely those of the author.
A few years ago, you couldnt turn the television on without hearing Bob Hoskins say, Its good to talk, Jose Mourinho may not be a chubby Cockney, but he shares Bobs love of the spoken word. Jose has recently engaged in verbal sparring with Arsene Wenger; daily tit for tat remarks were exchanged, with Wenger playing the role of the Tat. Mourinho then turned his attention to Sir Alex, offering this gem, If I lost three games on the trot, Id expect to be sacked. As Chelsea have now lost two consecutive games, theres every chance that Roman Abramovich may have one hand on the P45. Chelsea are leaking goals, Drogba is suspended and Crespo is out of favour while he works on his singing career. Newcastle have won their last four matches; back the Toon Army to win or draw at 2/1.
If you look up value in the dictionary, youll find it just before Wigan. The Latics are sitting 2nd in the league, theyre on top of the recent form table and theyve won their last five matches in all competitions without conceding a goal. Arsenal may be breathtaking on their day, but its not been their day away from home all season. Wigan are available at 10/3 to collect all three points; merry Christmas.
I was shocked to hear of the Old Trafford bugging controversy. Carlos Queiroz was allegedly heard to say, Rooney, get on the left wing, 4-5-1, 4-5-1. That rumour is probably untrue, this is a fact; Wayne Rooney ran the show for England against Argentina, hell be a decent player when he fills out. United are the real deal, get on at 4/6.
David OLeary has been the master of the excuse this term, The boys gave me everything out there has been used. The obligatory, The ref cost us the game has also had an airing, the Villa are one defeat away from the return of, You cant expect too much from them, theyre just babies. Sunderland can gain revenge for the Villa nicking their three best players, back the Mackems at 11/8.
Birmingham City are very much like the wife, theyve done nothing at home for six months. Citys inability to perform in front of their own fans stems from a lack of firepower up front. Forssell hasnt scored a league goal all season and Heskey hasnt put the onion in the bag since August. As every experienced chef knows, you cant make an omelette, with two puddings.
Theres always a few specials floating about on the weekend, Soccer have the following:
R.S.V.P. - Rooney, Shearer and Van Persie all to score 20/1
M.C. Hammer Michael Carrick to score two or more goals 33/1
Waiting for the S.P. Stilian Petrov to score the last goal 15/2
H.P. Soars Henrik Pedersen to score with a header 20/1
P.C. gone mad Peter Crouch to score at any time 11/10
J.D. and Coker Jermain Defoe and Reo-Coker both to score 16/1
Quote of the week:
How did Everton get on?
Wayne Rooneys first words after the win against Chelsea, captured on the Old Trafford bug.
Stat, youre a liberty:
Arsenal have lost every match theyve played after an International break this season.
Acc of the week:
Man Utd, Liverpool, Sunderland, Everton, Bolton
The five-fold pays a juicy 35/1
Wigan v Arsenal Saturday 19th November 12.45 Live on Sky
Get on: Wigan
Wigan are on a roll, Arsenal are poor on their travels. It all points to the Latics.
Match Special: Wigan to win 1-0 9/1
Charlton v Man Utd Saturday 19th November 15.00
Man Utd 4/6
Get on: Man Utd
Man U have beaten Charlton in their last four meetings by two goals or more. The Addicks have lost their last two matches, easy pickings fur United.
Match Special: Wayne Rooney to score two or more goals 11/2
Chelsea v Newcastle Saturday 19th November 15.00
Get on: Draw
Chelsea have conceded goals in their last five matches; the Geordies are on fire.
Match Special: Emre to score at any time 5/1
Liverpool v Portsmouth Saturday 19th November 15.00
Get on: Liverpool
Liverpool have won their last three matches to nil. Its been 54 years since Pompey won at Anfield; a real no-brainer.
Match Special: Luis Garcia to score at any time 6/4
Man City v Blackburn Saturday 19th November 15.00
Man City 5/6
Get on: Draw
The last three meetings between City and Rovers have ended in a draw, both teams are in great nick, another tight match awaits.
Match Special: Match to finish 2-2 14/1
Sunderland v Aston Villa Saturday 19th November 15.00
Aston Villa 7/4
Get on: Sunderland
Sunderland and Villa have met 10 times in the Premiership, the away team has never won. Aston Villa have conceded the most goals away from home in the league this season, it all points to a home win.
Match Special: Sunderland to score three or more goals 5/1
West Brom v Everton Saturday 19th November 17.15 Live on Premiership Plus
West Brom 11/8
Get on: Everton
West Brom have lost their last three matches without scoring. Everton have won their last two matches 1-0. Its all too easy.
Match Special: Everton to win 1-0 7/1
Tottenham v West Ham Sunday 20th November 13.00
West Ham 10/3
Get on: Draw
West Ham were forced to sell Jermain Defoe and Michael Carrick to Spurs when they were relegated; the Hammers got their own back though, they also sold them Freddie Kanoute. Its three without a win for Spurs, make that four.
Match Special: Benayoun to score at any time 7/2
Middlesbrough v Fulham Sunday 20th November 16.00 Live on Sky
Get on: Draw
The stats say that Boro cant get motivated for the visit of lesser teams, their only wins at home have came against Arsenal and Man Utd. Fulham havent won on the road this season; goalless draw.
Match Special: No Goalscorer in the match 8/1
Birmingham v Bolton Monday 21st November 20.00 Live on Sky
Get on: Bolton
Bolton have won their last four matches 1-0. Ive spotted a pattern.
Match Special:Bolton to win 1-0 6/1