Below is Gerry's Premiership football betting preview for the weekend Sat 20th to Sun 21st January 2007.
The views expressed are solely those of the author.
Im not anti-American, but I do worry about the cost of supporting Bush. David Beckham has been criticised for succumbing to the lure of the dollar, but his decision was perfectly justified. Judging by the state of his wife, he was struggling to put food on the table in Madrid. Im concerned that other stars may follow Beckhams controversial lead. FC Dallas play at Pizza Hut Park, the temptation may prove overwhelming for Wayne Rooney.
Before the Roonatic can commit himself either way, he must first concentrate on Uniteds trip to the Emirates. Arsenal dominated the match at Old Trafford; the 13/8 about a repeat is larger than a 16 inch pepperoni with extra cheese; or as its known in the Rooney household; breakfast.
If Arsenal v Man U is the main course, Liverpool v Chelsea is a pretty tasty appetiser. The only suitable label for such an extravaganza is the one I used when Peter Crouch claimed hed score 20 goals this season; the big four collide. The timing of this fixture could not have been better for the Reds. Everton may have paraded Sylvester Stallone in front of their supporters; but Liverpool fans will get to see two great thespians. John Terry has been offered a deal worth £600,000 a month; thats just peanuts to David Beckham; which coincidentally, is his wifes favourite meal. Chelsea are a different team without their influential captain, Im painting the town red at 15/8.
West Ham are beginning to feel the pressure. The once idle threat of relegation is now working out three times a week. The Hammers can take an invaluable point from St James at a fighting fit 5/2.
Nicky Butt was involved in a nasty altercation with Chimbonda last weekend. Im not a boxing referee, but I think Pascal shaded it. A 2-2 draw is definitely in play at a colourful 16/1.
Mad Evertonian Sly Stallone is not just a mediocre actor; hes also a pretty warm gambler. Rumour has it that he phoned the Watford manager to say, Yo Adrian, get on the Villa at 8/13. Great advice from a true football fanatic.
Robbie Savage can count himself lucky. If I was officiating the Gilberto incident, id have shown the blonde nuisance a yellow for the original foul, a yellow for the kick after the whistle, a yellow for collapsing like a Hollywood stuntman, a yellow for the patronising dont send him off routine and a straight red for the haircut. Tough, but ultimately fair. Man City v Blackburn is a stick-on draw at a golden 9/4.
Ill take nothing away from the average American, especially his dinner. Im going to feast on the 5/6 about Reading blunting the Blades.
Let me just clarify, Sylvester Stallone was only in the UK to promote his new film, Rocky 6 - The fight against arthritis. The rumour that Martin Jol was considering signing him as a replacement for Paul Robinson is probably without foundation. Fulham have won their last four matches at home to Spurs, a fifth is on the cards at 15/8.
Sylvester Stallone will be tuning into Sky to watch his beloved Everton play Wigan; if he can get to grips with the remote control. The Toffeemen will have to settle for a draw at 9/4.
Love is never having to say youre sorry, a philosophy that the wife holds dear. Im not apologising for steaming into the 6/4 about an in form Middlesbrough seeing off Bolton at the Riverside.
Portsmouth are the weekend good things at home to a troubled Charlton. Youll be as grateful as an American on tanks-giving if you play on Pompey at a super-sized 4/7.
This weeks accer is so fearsome; Sylvester Stallone has offered it a leading role in Rambo 4.
Middlesbrough, Portsmouth, Reading and Arsenal are the selections, the payout is an explosive 17/1.
Liverpool v Chelsea Saturday 20th January 12:45 Live on Sky
Get on: Liverpool
Match Special: Liverpool to win 1-0 7/1
Aston Villa v Watford Saturday 20th January 15:00
Aston Villa 8/13
Get on: Aston Villa
Match Special: Agbonlahor to score a hat-trick 25/1
Fulham v Tottenham Saturday 20th January 15:00
Get on: Fulham
Match Special: Radzinski to score the first goal 10/1
Middlesbrough v Bolton Saturday 20th January 15:00
Get on: Middlesbrough
Match Special: Yakubu and Viduka to score in a 2-0 Boro win 40/1
Newcastle v West Ham Saturday 20th January 15:00
West Ham 7/2
Get on: Draw
Match Special: Martins to score at any time 6/4
Portsmouth v Charlton Saturday 20th January 15:00
Get on: Portsmouth
Match Special: Portsmouth to win and keep a clean sheet 6/4
Reading v Sheff Utd Saturday 20th January 15:00
Sheff Utd 10/3
Get on: Reading
Match Special: Lita to score the first goal 5/1
Man City v Blackburn Saturday 20th January 17:15 Live on Premiership Plus
Man City 5/4
Get on: Draw
Match Special: Robbie Savage to be booked 6/4
Wigan v Everton Sunday 21st January 13:30 Live on Premiership Plus
Get on: Draw
Match Special: No goalscorer in the match 17/2
Arsenal v Man Utd Sunday 21st January 16:00 Live on Sky
Man Utd 9/5
Get on: Arsenal
Match Special: Henry to score the only goal of the game 28/1